Friday, April 29, 2005
Hard Drive Failure is Imminent
This proved to be a wholly truthful prediction from my computer.
Obituary: Toshiba Hard Drive MK4025GAS
Toshie, as he was affectionately known to his loved ones, passed away last night, April 27th, 2005 at 23:48 EST. He died at a young age, entering his current job mere months ago in the Fall of 2004. Toshie replaced his older brother at the latter's expiraton, however, he was not able to live up to the high expectations set forth by his older sibling. His lifelong companion, a Sony VAIO GRX-550, lead the eulogy, poignantly recounting the happy days they shared, such as the installation of Windows XP Home Edition and Toshie's favorite program, Winamp 5. Toshie's legal Guardian, Anders, plans to dispose of the remains in the garbage after pounding the lifeless steel body of Toshie with a hammer and lighting it on fire.
Please forgo sending any flower arragements and instead please donate to the Toshie Replacement Charity Fund.
Obituary: Toshiba Hard Drive MK4025GAS
Toshie, as he was affectionately known to his loved ones, passed away last night, April 27th, 2005 at 23:48 EST. He died at a young age, entering his current job mere months ago in the Fall of 2004. Toshie replaced his older brother at the latter's expiraton, however, he was not able to live up to the high expectations set forth by his older sibling. His lifelong companion, a Sony VAIO GRX-550, lead the eulogy, poignantly recounting the happy days they shared, such as the installation of Windows XP Home Edition and Toshie's favorite program, Winamp 5. Toshie's legal Guardian, Anders, plans to dispose of the remains in the garbage after pounding the lifeless steel body of Toshie with a hammer and lighting it on fire.
Please forgo sending any flower arragements and instead please donate to the Toshie Replacement Charity Fund.
