Sunday, August 14, 2005
The Top 15 Chinese Translations of English Movie Titles
15. "Pretty Woman" - "I Will Marry a Prostitute to Save Money"
14. "Face/Off" - "Who Is Face Belonging To? I Kill You Again,
Harder!"
13. "Leaving Las Vegas" - "I'm Drunk And You're a Prostitute"
12. "Interview With The Vampire" - "So, You Are a Lawyer?"
11. "The Piano" - "Ungrateful Adulteress! I Chop Off Your
Finger!"
10. "My Best Friend's Wedding" - "Help! My Pretend Boyfriend
Is Gay!"
9. "George of the Jungle" - "Big Dumb Monkey-Man Keeps
Whacking Tree With Genitals"
8. "Scent of a Woman" - "Great Buddha! I Can Smell You From
Afar! Take a Bath, Will You?!"
7. "Love, Valour, Compassion!" - "I Am That Guy From Seinfeld
So It's Acceptable for Straight People to Enjoy This Gay
Movie"
6. "Babe" - "The Happy Dumpling-to-be Who Talks And Solves
Agricultural Problems"
5. "Twister" - "Run! Ruuunnnn! Cloudzillaaaaa!"
4. "Field of Dreams" - "Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live
in My Cornfield"
3. "Barb Wire" - "Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your
Head Can Hurt You"
2. "Batman & Robin" - "Come to My Cave and Wear This Rubber
Codpiece, Cute Boy"
1. "The Crying Game" - "Oh No! My Girlfriend Has a Penis!"
14. "Face/Off" - "Who Is Face Belonging To? I Kill You Again,
Harder!"
13. "Leaving Las Vegas" - "I'm Drunk And You're a Prostitute"
12. "Interview With The Vampire" - "So, You Are a Lawyer?"
11. "The Piano" - "Ungrateful Adulteress! I Chop Off Your
Finger!"
10. "My Best Friend's Wedding" - "Help! My Pretend Boyfriend
Is Gay!"
9. "George of the Jungle" - "Big Dumb Monkey-Man Keeps
Whacking Tree With Genitals"
8. "Scent of a Woman" - "Great Buddha! I Can Smell You From
Afar! Take a Bath, Will You?!"
7. "Love, Valour, Compassion!" - "I Am That Guy From Seinfeld
So It's Acceptable for Straight People to Enjoy This Gay
Movie"
6. "Babe" - "The Happy Dumpling-to-be Who Talks And Solves
Agricultural Problems"
5. "Twister" - "Run! Ruuunnnn! Cloudzillaaaaa!"
4. "Field of Dreams" - "Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live
in My Cornfield"
3. "Barb Wire" - "Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your
Head Can Hurt You"
2. "Batman & Robin" - "Come to My Cave and Wear This Rubber
Codpiece, Cute Boy"
1. "The Crying Game" - "Oh No! My Girlfriend Has a Penis!"
